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Mild but sexy --- REAL couple looking for non-swap same-room fun & friendship...
I/We are looking for
We have lots of friends, but they're all vanilla! We would like to find a couple that we can get to know (very well!) and not worry about them criticizing a social drink or cringing when conversation veers to fun things like sex.
We have to maintain our hometown arrow-straight reputation. We are willing to travel, actually, we'd rather travel a small distance (1-2 hrs) because discretion is a must.
Describe Yourself:
Kids are nearly on cruise control and we're rediscovering how to have fun. We've lived the extremely straight lifestyle for our entire adult lives and now we need to make up for lost time. Dinner and a beer out with great conversation is our main dating ritual, always ending with our favorite kind of fun.
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
We've talked about non-swap same-room sex for years, but couldn't escape our real-world need for upstanding reputation long enough to do it. We've done it now that we've been on sls and enjoyed it tremendously.
What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
WARNING, much text following, but it will save you and us time. We've got to know each other before we decide to meet and this will save some email/chat time. We've added this lengthy book :) because it seems it takes so long to go through the process.
We are a very happily married couple that is very conservative. We have a great couple as friends thru sls and can only seem to hook up once per year due to the great distance and busy schedules. They have a life that is centered around work, taking good care of their kids, and we’re well down their list. That is how it should be. We broke the adult fun ice with them and now that we realize we can actually do it, we’re looking forward to the next time.
We don’t swap. Period. Please move along if that disappoints you too much or if you think you'll change our minds. As fun as swap sounds, we're not to that point and probably won't ever be.
We’re looking to spice things up, not see how many we can bed. We don't want to get ourselves into drama. We have unusually strong sex drives. We’d like to have sls-style adult fun much more often than annually. But, we’re not going to compromise our real lives to do it. Kids and work come first. If sls is the most important thing to you, we probably won't mesh. It's great fun for sure, but not the most important thing.
We want to have fun when it fits our schedule. Don't expect us to be able to hook up within the first 6 weeks, even though we'll make every effort to if things click. We've clicked very well with some on here and then they think we're all talk because we just happen to be busy at that time. It depends on the kid sports schedule etc. But others we've clicked with, we met within a couple of weeks. As horny as we are, believe us, we will work it in if at all possible.
If you’re patient in the beginning and we hit it off, then you will be inserted into our schedule FOR SURE. If you are impatient and require meeting right away, save both of us some time and move on down the list.
About us:
We're told that we're an attractive couple, so our face pictures shouldn't scare you away once we decide to send them to you. Face pics will NOT be sent until we are convinced you are not neighbors or co-workers (or friends from college in a distant town.)
Her – she is very nicely endowed – 36dd – and has a beautiful smile. If you require petite or 6-pack abs, then the lights will need to be off. She has had 3 kids, and not many moms return to 20-year-old shape after that. She worries about her tummy, but that is normal with 40+ moms. That’s the price one pays for enjoying a family. But if you like MILFs that are good at what you like for them to be good at, then she fits the description. She rides her bicycle 1,000 miles per year or more, and stays active. That means she’s not fat. Consider all the women you see pictured on sls. If you put the chubbies on one end, and the skinny ones on the other, she’s somewhere in the middle. She keeps it trimmed down there and did we mention she is nicely endowed?
Him – he is tall and thin. There isn’t a lot of muscle there, but there isn’t any fat either. Lean and built like a distance runner. If you want bulging pecs and guns, then we’ll need to keep the lights off and you'll need to use your imagination. He has dark hair (all of it is still there) and a sense of humor once he decides you’re OK. He is slow to warm up because this lifestyle is still so new and foreign, but if there are common interests present, he can talk about more than just sex for hours. Sex talk is preferred though, once common interests are established. He is not a mule, but he also isn’t small. Above average if the commonly accepted facts about length are true.
What do we want?
1. To remain discreet.
2. To have fun without catching disease or drama.
3. To have hot sex in an environment where another couple is having hot sex.
4. To perhaps have an mfm, but only with much vetting and considerable latex protection. The thought of this makes her very hot.
5. To build up memories for pillow talk for the rest of our married life.
If you’re a couple, make sure the wife is willing. We’ve wasted too much time conversing with couples in which the wife is supposedly willing, but every time the wife walks into the room, the guy clicks the x right away. We’ve also wasted a lot of time with couples where the guy is pushy or gets upset when we won’t send a pic right away. We only send pics when she agrees that there is interest and enough background knowledge.
If you’re a male, you need to be single. We don’t like cheaters. If you’re a cheater, then you’re a liar. We don’t like liars either. Feel free to contact us if you're neither. We love hearing from genuine single guys, but we do screen hard.
If your message is “look at my crotch, isn’t it the best you’ve ever seen?” then move along. We won’t even respond. If you don’t mind a little time telling about yourself in an email or participating in a chat or three so we can get to know you, then we’d love to gradually see a picture of your crotch. That’s the first really fun part. But don’t let that be the first thing you send. Don’t be offended when we don’t send her picture right away (see above) and don’t be offended when we don’t agree to sex in the first month. She also will NEVER meet you alone. If you pass the test, then you may very well have found the couple that will provide you with a regular fun time. She is a horny one. He will not open her up for just anybody, though. You’ve got to earn it a little bit.
Now, if you’ve not clicked away from our profile yet, then you may just be our type. Send us an email. We do not live in the town listed on our profile, but we live reasonably close to there. Our real names are not Lee and Ann - you'll only learn our real names after you've passed the pre-screening (and we make sure you're not a co-worker or neighbor:)
Sorry for the long ramble, but it ought to save you/us some time. Have a great day, take care of the important things, then let’s get to know each other!
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